May 2013
29 posts
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Escalators CAN break.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg
The Grove Escalator at the Civic Center BART station DOES break. THEY HAVE TORN THE THE THING OUT OF THE GROUND.
“But how can you know what you want till you get what you want and you see if you...”
I may be the most indecisive person ever. MA or MPhil?
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“I was just going to say I didn’t envy the man who was going to have to...”
– Hathaway. Inspector Lewis
I think the ministry of magic should give me a time turner. and make me really good at apparating. Thanks Ministry.
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“The things I used to like
I don’t like anymore.
I want a lot of other...”
– It Might as Well be Spring. State Fair
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“My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure!”
– Mrs. Bale. As Time Goes By
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It didn’t occur to me for some reason that other people have seen all of season 1 of Selfridge ALL THE HENRI AGNES FEELS OH MY GOD.
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The Great Muppet Caper
Nicky Holiday: Miss Piggy... You're a very different looking woman. I'm so tired of the same type, those tall thin creatures with the long legs, the aquiline noses, the teeth like pearls, soft skin...
Miss Piggy: Yeah, well I can see where that might make you sick to your stomach.
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April 2013
42 posts
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Ummmmm stop selfridge and call the midwife. My shipper heart is going to explode.
PBS you are on fire
Call the midwife, mr selfridge and Bletchley Circle. Calm down. Sunday nights are too busy and intense.
beep beep, friends
I made a decision I am sleeping on. Feeling much better.
The decision process has massively sped up. I think I hit my stressed mark and have moved into a state of calm/denial.
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I’m not functioning properly and can’t think straight.
Where is the life pause button?
